gjthepsionic:

in honor of July apparently being “Heterosexual Awareness Month” today is now June 32nd. Yesterday was June 31st and next week it will be June 39th July no longer exists, sorry i dont make the rules

(via glamourkilled)

  • Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
  • Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.