openmychestaheartyoucouldsteal:
i like how sometimes john’s like
but then again
pound sign huge ding dong
48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
IF EVERYONE BECAME HOTTER EVERY TIME THEY WERE A GOOD PERSON AND BECAME UGLY WHEN THEY DID HORRIBLE SHIT OH MY GOD
forever wondering what my language sounds like to people who can’t speak it
Backseat Serenade,Dizzy Hurricane
Oh God I’m sick of Sleepin’ Alone…
why fight with our fists when we can fight with our genitals
